Prepare yourself, America.
For the next 20 months or so, we will be talking about Ted Cruz. Whether or not we like the guy, attention to the microscopic details of the Texas senator's life may very well drive us to the point of madness. But don't worry, he's only one of many soon-to-be-declared presidential contenders that will become the awkward topic of conversation at our family dinners and holiday work parties!
I say, let's enjoy this finite amount of time when Cruz is more human than flesh-standee shoulder of all of our hopes, anxieties, and fears. Let's really relish, for example, the candidate's oddball internet acumen, like Cruz's Twitter icon, which is the most blatant Jesus pose a person can hold without blaspheming the Lamb...
Ted Cruz's Twitter avatar has a certain, how do you say, Jesus-ness
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